michaelssecretstuff

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Hey athlete, what's that there you're drinking? Cause if you've got any interest at all in taking your game to the next level you know it better be Michael's Secret Stuff.

We all watched MJ in his prime, and in wanting to be like Mike, many of us - including lil bow wow - went out and got some of MJ's branded sneakers. Not all of us were as luck as lil' bow wow just finding 'em in the middle of the street, but we all got them none the less. But shit, now we learn that it's not even about the shoes -- it's about the stuff! Michael's Secret Stuff.

Cuz only MSS incorporates the most to-date innovations in the field of placebo-enhancements, providing athletes and ex-wannabees the elixir needed for unbridled success.

Don't believe us? Jaded from the mountains of poser enhancements out there? Then check out our testimonials embedded right there on the right… the Tune Squad wouldn't lie to you!

Note: though MSS'll certainly amp up your bball skills, we're still unsure as to whether it will make you any better at baseball. H20 filled separately.

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